Funnel Roast gives your pitch deck, landing page, or checkout flow a blunt, watchable 90-second diagnosis—plus the single fix worth making first.
Built for early-stage founders, SaaS teams, and ecommerce operators.
The founder promise
Funnel Roast is new, so we earn trust the direct way: every submission gets a clear point of view, a concrete example, and a next move you can make without buying a giant consulting engagement.
90 sec
Short enough to watch twice
A focused recorded reaction—not a sprawling report you never finish.
1 flaw
One issue, named plainly
We identify the most expensive confusion before handing you a list of trivia.
Your call
Public only with permission
Keep your roast private, or opt in to make a useful example for other founders.
What gets roasted
We watch the actual experience, not your intention. Pick the asset closest to the conversion problem you need to solve.
Submit a landing page or checkout flow. We screen-record the journey in real time, narrate where intent falls apart, and point to the highest-leverage repair.
You leave with:
A timestamped failure point
One priority fix to test first
Send the deck you are about to put in front of investors. Get a blunt video reaction, the fatal framing flaw, and the sentence that should replace it.
Keep sensitive metrics, positioning, and product details out of public view. Share only when you want the extra exposure.
Pick your heat level
Every roast is recorded by a real operator. Public posting is always opt-in.
Quick Roast
$99
For one deck, page, or checkout flow.
Deep Roast
Most useful$249
For founders who need the diagnosis and a sharper path forward before their next launch or raise.
Everything in Quick Roast
Five-minute extended breakdown
Annotated key moments
Private delivery by default
Your next move
Send the thing that matters. We will tell you what is losing the room—and what to change before more prospects, customers, or investors see it.
Choose your roast